Saturday, June 14, 2008

During today’s fine Tacoma home tour …

I will enter a former crackhouse … witness firsthand the bitterness of people who are getting their houses foreclosed on… drive by several homes that say sold-as is and as-is means window-door-and sheetrock less..

I will smell cat pee that has been living in the carpets for decade; I will find rooms that lead to nowhere… I will fight with my mom who constantly turns right when I say to go left…

I’m thinking about buying a van and just living in it and no it will not be down by the river…

CW

AMENDMENTAll the houses sucked even harder than I first expected, so I did some major retail therapy where I found and purchased my Zoobilee dress…

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