Lavender flavored vodka … sick
(And I don’t mean as in “That vodka was sick dude, sick, let’s have another one.” I mean “Oh my God, this is sick, as in totally disgusting.” Spit, spit, spit)
Mmmm… Azteca Tacos
Mmmm… Fancy Sloppy Joes
Mmmm… Beef in a pastry
Mmmm… Mango Salsa
Mmmm… Cup of cheese
Are you kidding me moment… No cuts, move to the back of the line (I yelled at people most of the night for this offense.)
Mmmm… Shrimp salad
Mmmm… Chocolate covered strawberries
Oh Great Moment … we need to find more drinks, I ate so much I’m sober
Mmmm… Three Rum Punches
Mmmm… Mojitos
Dude, you’re an idiot moment … “No I do not know where your wife is. Why? Because I don’t know you.”
Mmmm… Lots of beer
Dude … Dude, Get out of the ladies bathroom
Mmmm… Margaritas
Oh no she didn’t … “Shut up you stupid bitch, I will totally kick your ass.” Oh crap I can’t get her ass, run she’s in heels we can lose her.”
Main stage Boogie … Morris Day - More like Morris Bor-ing
Oh look it's dinner theater … Look, look, those two chicks are so going to have their first lesbian moment. Told you!!! Oh here comes their dates, busted.
Mmmm… Cupcakes
Mmmm… Margaritas again
Ouch … Feet hurt
CW
It is like we were at the same event or something!
ReplyDeleteExcept you forgot "No my boobs are not real, I got them at Wal-mart"
(Ask me later about my wal-mart boobs)