1. Lady who works at the DMV pulling up in her shiny yellow truck with teal flames on the hood, bringing her weenie dog into work with her, whom she mostly pulls along on the leash ‘cause the little sonabitch won’t stop barking at the barista.
2. Chic at Rite Aide who is in an all teal outfit with a red flannel 10 sizes too big on as a coat using the pay phone. Shoes Birks. Hair hasn’t seen a comb in days.
3. The wine dude who helped us set up for the tasting tonight and then bitched and bitched and bitched about us running out of glasses and having to use plastic cups and how that is like making a great pasta and putting it on a paperplate. He was a big bag of douche.
I call NOT MY TEAM…
CW
hahaha! I know that dog! The lady was taken aback when I walked up to her window holding him. He had snuck under the counter and was running amok in the front and she had no clue he was even gone from his bed! I gave him a quick squish before handing him back over the counter....and then I bought my tabs.
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