Thursday, November 05, 2009

It sure is taking a long time to get to floor six

Coming home from the gym tonight waiting for the elevator. The doors open and a couple is inside. I ask if they're getting out. They are not. I guess this couple is just riding the elevator in my building. Up and down, up and down. They are drunk. They have a small bag of beers at their feet. The guy has the lady pinned up against the wall. They are making out.

It was the most uncomfortable elevator ride of my life. I would have walked up the six flights but I just got done swimming laps.

CW

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