So yesterday Karma tried to bite a big ol' chunk outta my ass. How you ask? Why you might wonder? Well it goes like this …
Yesterday I beat it outta here early because I'm in finals, I have worked too much the last week and it was pretty and I didn't want my enjoyment of the day to consist of looking out my 9th floor office window. So here I am turning a corner and I see what appears to be a little kid at the edge of the corner, so I slam on my brakes and look over and it's one of those life-size cardboard cut outs. The girl is holding a sign that says:
"Don't look away, please give me your change!"
I'm not fucking lying here. I almost get into a car accident over a fake transient child. NICE. I was so pissed I should have gotten out and taken the sign.
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