This blog started out on a completely different path. You see today I met my first female douche bag. However, in my search to procure a picture of the offending item, to help illustrate her foulness of course, I instead stumbled upon the website: www.shopinprivate.com. This website assures its customers that the "World's Most Embarrassing Items," can be bought there. Not since Taboo Toys, who sends its wares in unmarked packages, have I been so intrigued.
Along with douches and eyebrow tweezers (yeah I don't get why that's embarrassing either) you will find drum roll please - small fit condoms. Said condoms are touted as being a more secure fit then regular condoms because come-on how could they sell any by touting them as a product for the "Less Endowed Man?" Of course they're a more secure fit, if your pee-pee is small I'm pretty sure regular condom will just not do.
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