Let’s get a bit serious here, shall we? I can not stand sappy people – AT ALL… I also can not stand blatant displays of affection, magic tricks or guys in Capri pants, but that’s not the point right now. The point is that today, to my horror, I had to listen to the most revolting conversation while trapped on the bus to Olympia. Said conversation was one sided with a woman on her cell phone talking to her husband. A husband she just saw that morning. The conversation consisted of “Oh baby I miss you so much already.” “Yeah baby, I’ll be home right after work,” followed by a lot more of “baby, baby, baby, baby… miss you … miss you…miss you.” Let me tell you something - it is REALLY hard keeping a straight face whilst trying to swallow back vomit.
Please do not get me wrong here peeps. Being in love is awesome. I’ve been in love a couple times and although it wasn’t the everlasting kind, there is nothing like having it reciprocated (unreciprocated love, however, is painful and we just will not go into that subject here). However, when in love it is not necessary for you to so bluntly subject your bus mates with the joy that is yours and yours alone. In my opinion if you need to put it out there so everyone knows that “you’re in love” or that “this man is mine” then why don’t you just mark your lover with pee and be done with it?
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