Dumbasses to the left of me, dumbasses to the right of me
Why are people so freaking dumb? Its days like today where I’m ready to just throw up my hands and say “whatever,” because the human race is doomed. I was evening thinking of starting a second blog which I’d call the Blinker Chronicles because – well people really irritate me when they don’t use their blinkers. But honestly it would be a blog that would make me pissy and the people who know me the best know that I’m pissy enough without exasperating it. Today, however, was an all-time awesome drive home. It’s raining, it’s windy and too many assholes are driving way too fast. It’s as if they think that driving really, really fast will make sure that the rain drops will somehow miss them completely.
Put down the Mocha – you’re going to be late for middle school
This morning while in line to get my grande mocha I noticed that a kid, we’re talking 12 here, was ordering a 20 oz, non-fat, blah, blah, blah coffee drink on his way to school. Why the hell does a 12-year-old need a coffee in the morning? I know why I needed it because I was up until 2 am like a dumbass. But 12? I wanted to run up to him and let him know how coffee stunts growth and if he ever wanted to grow out of that scrawny pre-teen body then he needed to put down the mocha and just order a 20 ouncer of milk. I think I was right when I said that walkie-talkies are being replaced with Bluetooths. The future is here and it’s scary.
You don’t want to tangle with me, especially over money
The minute I left my old job it was like a weigh was lifted from my shoulders. I was free and as I dig into the new job and problems arise I find that I’m not even affected by them – it’s as if I became immune to trivial controversy because of the yearlong crap-tacular I just escaped. BUT … it can’t all be great. It seems the good old bird lovers are jerking me around regarding my owed vacation time. I say bring it – because I haven’t had a good fight in a while.
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