I thought the sign said something else and so the meaning was lost

Oh good grief. I really need to read things more carefully. Here I am rushing around like a maniac with no real place to go to so quickly. I’m lucky I haven’t drank a craft of poison – that’s how little I’ve been paying attention to things lately.

Any way with the presidential primary’s looming and all these independents jocking for the job and, again, my lack of paying attention, you might understand why I mistakenly thought that the signs for Ron Paul for President actually said RuPaul for President.

I’m sure Republican Ron Paul is completely flattered that I mistook him for a drag queen.