Um who signed me up for the Latino Magazine Subscription?

My mail box is a junk haven. I get all my invoice through the internet now, so I only check my mail for my Vanity Fair and electric bill, the rest of it usually gets recycled. Three months ago I got a magazine called Latino. It was addressed to me and I thought it was a freebie from Vanity Fair (they do that sometimes, send you magazines you didn’t subscribe to as a promo), so I recycled it. Then I got another issue, weird. And then another, so I called the subscription office and they say:

“Your subscription paid in full”
“By who?” I ask.
“Sorry we can not give out that information,” they say.
“Well can you cancel it?” I ask.
“Yes,” they say.

And then they ask …
“Who would you like us to send the refund too?”

Whaaaattt? You just told me you couldn’t tell me who bought the magazine for me and now you want me to tell you who to send the refund to? Are you serious? I told them to just send it back to the person who ordered it. Some people are too dumb to function.

I guess it could have been worse; someone could have subscribed me to porn.

CW