I have a huge problem with close talkers. HUGE. I have this whole balance issue that causes me to panic when someone stands too close to me. My outside is somewhat calm and collected and my inside is screaming – BACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just fall so easily, I really don’t need external help to get my face to plant on the ground. I’m very talented in this area already thank you very much. Plus unless we’re about to become very intimate there really is no reason for you to stand so freaking close to me. Don’t get me wrong I love the occasional hug (from friends – not strangers), heck Iwona gave me one today, actually she sort of fell into me but that’s beside the point.
The thing I really find funny about close talkers is that they don’t seem to understand that when I take a step back, that is not by any means an invitation for them to step forward. It goes back to my whole “intimate” statement. Unless I’m giving you the come hither signal then back it up there turbo.
CW
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