I deleted my Myspace account today. And man was it stupidly hard to delete that f’n thing! It takes you to like five portals of “are you sure?” messages and than it makes you then respond to a cancel email, plus its tells you that you have 48 hrs before it’s bye-bye for good just incase you want to, I dunno, change your mind.
Here’s what I have to say to you Myspace … “Dude, it’s been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun. I met a guy I dated on your site, he drank a lot. I got in touch with an ex-boyfriend on your site only to find out that he quit his job to run for president of the USA. I met a dude who really wanted to meet me but I needed to know that he knocked out his two front teeth falling from a barstool. So, yeah I’m all set.”
“Plus, I think the 5 million hurdles you put me through like a bad dime store pick-your-own-path book is enough. I clicked yes on every damn one, which in my estimation makes it pretty much crystal clear that I’m sure I want to delete you. But do your think Myspace.
Do your thing.
CW
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