Lately I have been really, really angry at some people who live on the fringes of my life. It’s a case of being a very shot up messenger. Never have I been in a place where so many people feel that they need to have an opinion on something that has nothing to do with them. Ugh! It makes me want to pull out my hair or punch people in the face.
But it all changed yesterday when…
- I got an email from a gamer for the launch of Munchkins Booty 2 – Unleashed sent on behalf of Mr. Furry. I had no idea there was a Munchkins Booty 1 but if Mr. Furry says so then OK! How in heavens name did I get on the invite list for video game launches? I was the only one in the office who got the invite so I’m not sure if I should feel lucky or spammed.
- Mr. Collins wrote me because he would like me to share in some unclaimed money because I share the last name of a victim of the 2004 Tsunami. I can see how the last name of Wood could be uncommon… I only have to send my full name, birth day and address. What? No social security number and bank account number? This MUST be for real!
You see. No matter how shitty you feel or how disappointed you are by the circumstances that surround you, you always have the internet there waiting to write you and tell you how special you are and how your fortune is just one booty away.
CW
P.S In real life I got checked out by a Marine who waved and winked from his monster truck. I so *heart* military boys. So very yummy!
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