This morning I was woken up by a guy walking around my building yelling, through a bullhorn no less, that his girlfriend was a whore. It was awesome.
CW
Showing posts with label Hearting Tacoma since 1999. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hearting Tacoma since 1999. Show all posts
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
The Day Tacoma pissed me off
I had to run errands today and all I got to say is T-Town brought it. It was like white trash on parade. I actual left Target because I was getting upset about the people who are breading. I actually did the whole, cart full walk out. I just could not take it anymore.
I’m not a mean person, so when I say trash I’m not talking about people you’d see on redneck wedding, I’m talking about the people who are very well put together but who for some reason have no moral compass. Like the lady who told her 5-year-old to shut the fuck up. Wow those are some awesome parenting skills you got there chica. Maybe if you put as much skill into raising your children as you do to the gallons and gallons of perfume you slather onto your body you’d produce the next generation of leaders. But instead you’re going to have a child who gets knocked up at 14 because she needs someone to love her and that’s the only way she thinks she can get it. Good job lady, good fucking job.
The I went to Rite Aid and my credit card swiper wouldn’t work, I guess my card got demagnetized. Oh and the people at Ride Aid will not key in the numbers. So we tried to swipe it again, didn’t work, so you know what the lady said? “it doesn’t matter how many times you swipe it, if there no funds in there it won’t work.” OH NO SHE FUCKING DIDN’T… The reader said "card read error", not "declined" you f’en bitch. I was so pissed I started to log onto WAMU.com from my Blackberry so I could show her my account balance. I didn’t I just paid with my Visa instead. I should have done another full chart walk out, but I didn’t want to hit a third place just to buy foundation.
It's always a good time Tacoma.
CW
I’m not a mean person, so when I say trash I’m not talking about people you’d see on redneck wedding, I’m talking about the people who are very well put together but who for some reason have no moral compass. Like the lady who told her 5-year-old to shut the fuck up. Wow those are some awesome parenting skills you got there chica. Maybe if you put as much skill into raising your children as you do to the gallons and gallons of perfume you slather onto your body you’d produce the next generation of leaders. But instead you’re going to have a child who gets knocked up at 14 because she needs someone to love her and that’s the only way she thinks she can get it. Good job lady, good fucking job.
The I went to Rite Aid and my credit card swiper wouldn’t work, I guess my card got demagnetized. Oh and the people at Ride Aid will not key in the numbers. So we tried to swipe it again, didn’t work, so you know what the lady said? “it doesn’t matter how many times you swipe it, if there no funds in there it won’t work.” OH NO SHE FUCKING DIDN’T… The reader said "card read error", not "declined" you f’en bitch. I was so pissed I started to log onto WAMU.com from my Blackberry so I could show her my account balance. I didn’t I just paid with my Visa instead. I should have done another full chart walk out, but I didn’t want to hit a third place just to buy foundation.
It's always a good time Tacoma.
CW
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