Myself and two other coworkers went speed dating last night. We figured what the hell, we’re not seeing anyone so why not?! Plus anyone who knows me knows I’m all about the story and the stories are plentiful after last night.
First and foremost I think it’s important to tell you that I met a very important person last night. I met the Captain of the douche bags. You may know some of his followers, but the Captain – oh yes the Captain was something to behold.
To truly be the Captain of the douche bags you need to think you are the most awesomist, awesome guy in the world. You need to point out why people are ridiculous. You need to really get in a girls face (wait excuse me I mean woman) and ask, no demand, to know what her intentions are. Is she there to fool around? Is she there for just dating or is she there to meet her mate and settle down and start popping out those babies the Captain so desperately needs. Well? Are you? I DEMAND to know. Needless to say I got to met the leader of many of my past boyfriends.
CW
I'm waiting for the next installment! Glad it was entertaining fodder in any case...
ReplyDelete