Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Something worst than the ball scratch

Do you want to know what I find even more disgusting than a man digging around the front of his pants scratching his balls? Well do ya? No?! Well too bad because it's my blog and I can do what I want in it. The thing I hate more than men scratching their balls is when women dig around and scratch their vagina! Come on ladies have some class!

Now please don't argue with me here. I am fully aware that itching can occur in that area after you shave. There are other reasons for vaginal itching, but I am disease free, so I can't commiserate with those of you who have itching for any other reason than from a razor.

Back to the point - vagina scratching is NOT attractive. I actually find it more unattractive than any of the shanks vying for Flava Flava's affections on Flava of Love. And if you've watched this show then you know this is a huge insult I'm paying you here.

So ladies … if you have an itch I beg you to simply do this … go to the bathroom and scratch.
Get it? Got it? Good!

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