Today was national “I’m in a hurry” day. In fact, people were so impatient that I got beeped at three times this morning and all before I even made it off my block. THREE TIMES I tell you!
The first time was when I was pulling out of my parking space. Next to me … Mr. Giant-I’m-sorry-your-penis-is-so-small truck… so I could not see until I was in the middle of the road. So I got beeped at, I’ll take that one. As that was kind of my fault, and at this point I was not at all bitter.
The next one was when I was turning onto St. Helens. I had the right-of-way, yet another car decided to turn left on a red. AND he beeped at me. Sorry dude, but I did nothing wrong. You in fact are the offender. Where are the traffic police when you need them? I think the guy even flipped me off, but whatever he’ll get his ‘cause Karmas a bitch.
And last but not least … I’m at the stop light right and you know that millisecond when the light goes dark as it changes from red to green? Well during that moment the car behind me laid, and I mean laid on its horn for me to go… Can you believe it? I mean, hello it’s not even technically green yet.
Needless to say I was pissed by the time I finally got on the freeway. Thank God nobody honked at me while I was on I5, I might have rammed them.
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