Ha, ha that’s what I just named my accounting paper. The draft anyway, I'm not dumb enough to call it that when I turn it in. I’m so screwed kids. I have been a bad, bad girl. I swear every time I sit down to do my homework I get distracted like a dummy. “Look, shiny!” Now that’s what I should have named my paper!
Okay but some good shit has been happening – like this lady at work stormed out because her desk space was moved – a move she knew was coming. I was moved too – did I storm out? No I did not because I’m cool like that.
I dyed my hair black again. M hates my hair this dark, she likes it lighter. Hol loves it black. I can’t please all my blondes all the time. The weird thing about my dark hair is the comments I get. The darker I dye my hair the lighter my eyes get. I didn’t know that.
Lately I have been attracting quite a few guys. Not good guys, mind you but guys just the same. I think it’s because I dyed my hair. That’s been the only change I’ve made of late. Apparently a certain guy has taken quite the shine to me. And when I say “shine” I mean he appears out of nowhere as if he was lurking behind a pillar waiting for me whenever I am go to and from my car. Awesome, huh?
I also had some Hungarian guy hit on me last night. He was quite old and had on a St. Christopher medal. He said I looked very fine. I felt like I was dinner.
One day I’d really like it if someone nice would take a liking to me - someone who possible doesn’t have a wrap sheet, a wife, a replaced hip. Someone who is at the most 10 years younger or older than me. Okay, maybe not 10 years older…
Yeah … I should be doing homework right now!
CW
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