I’ve been sick all week, and with the sick comes the ornery, and with the ornery comes the sass. It really is too bad that no one else appreciates my humor.
Like when we got a lecture about being safer when walking around the big “city.” So I mocked, “But I know karate.” And my friend says… “You know karate?” and I say, “No, but I can throw down a great karate chop.”
Or when someone was saying that too many people are getting hurt skiing and that no body can go anymore or do any contact sports and I faked disappointment and said “But I just made the roller derby team.” And I was met with uncomfortable silence.
Tomorrow I’m sure to have bloody noses; I have been blowing the damn thing all day. Note to self … Don’t say something like, “damn cocaine habit.” This will not be met with glee, but possibly a random drug test.
CW
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