Christy sneezed a LOT and blew her way through a perfectly good Friday. It was a Friday where she’s not sure what she actually did all day, except blow her nose. So on her way out she reads the News and the headline read: “28 inch Woman Gives Birth”
Really? A 28 inch woman had a baby? With whom? And why am I still single? Not that I want a baby, because I do not. But if a 28 inch woman can get laid on a regular bases then I am doing something very, very wrong.
CW
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