Or better yet, I have baby fever. This is not a good thing. In fact this in combination with my boy-craziness is an awful bad thing.
I don’t want babies, not my own babies anyway. I want my friends to have babies so I can buy said babies cute, yet tiny, outfits. I want to teach their children to do inappropriate things and be called “favorite auntie Christy” but none of my girls are willing to get knocked up so that I can do so. Selfish bitches.
I might have to have my own - not! However, when I announced I was starting to take prenatal vitamins (for my brittle nails) one of my friends lost her flipping mind and said she’d kill me if I had a baby before her. Okay it wasn’t that dramatic, but it’s my blog and I’ll type what I want too.
CW
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