1. Irish folk are not that friendly
2. Irish dudes are not that cute
3. Irish food is not just Sheppard’s Pie, Corn Beef & Cabbage, and Mulligan’s Stew. In fact that was never, ever even on a menu. Instead it’s a lot of salmon and lamb.
4. The charm and awe of a derelict castle wears off much faster than one would think
5. You can only spend so much time in a rental car taking in the beautiful Irish scenery before you want to leap from said moving car just so you can get the fuck out
6. The speed limit in Ireland is too fucking high especially when the roads are no bigger than a bike lane
7. You can be surprise at how stupid you are when you buy a crap load of books and lug them back to America with you (write down the author and buy on Amazon later you say? Why that’s for wimps and I’m no wimp)
8. You can be really dumb and think you can walk 10 blocks to the Theater in, like 15 minutes, instead of the 2 fucking hours it actually took you because you are not a strong walker
9. You can get hooked on the dumbest Nora Roberts Trilogy because you read the book you brought for the whole trip on the flight from Seattle to New York
10. Never have you wanted to do laundry more in your life than you do right now.
CW
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