Let's try chewing a little softer, shall we?

Have you seen Breakfast Club? Oh who am I fooling who hasn’t watched it? I’m going to take you back to a key moment in that film.

Now close your eyes and think of the lunch scene. Focus in on Alley Sheedy’s character. Think of her making that Captain Crunch sandwich… The noise she makes when smashing the nuggets of cereal between two slices of white bread…

Now listen to her bite down on that sandwich. Did you hear that? Did you hear it so well that you could also feel it? Well? Did ya?

If so then you now have experienced what I experience everyday – because one of my coworkers eats that loud.